we’re at the seaside. The clouds have gone and it’s a beautiful day. Well it was until 2 minutes ago. I was dozing in the sunshine and woke to the noise of a flock of seagulls overhead.
20 feet away the Beach Idiot was standing, beer in one hand, the other arm outstretched upwards with food for the seagulls. Fortunately he stopped after 2 minutes because he was somewhat overwhelmed by the birds.